Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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