Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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