Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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