There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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