i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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