you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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