I wanna bring you to show and tell
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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