I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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