My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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