If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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