no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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