It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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