you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
did you just send me my own nude
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
