yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
