when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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