Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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