Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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