Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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