There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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