At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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