Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You are a genius and a whore.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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