btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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