school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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