You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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