marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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