I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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