Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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