do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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