lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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