Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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