Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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