Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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