Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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