I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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