apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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