who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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