Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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