Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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