You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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