I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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