i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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