I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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