I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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