North Korea, Best Korea!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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