People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
