If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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