You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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