i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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