don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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