If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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