so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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